Wildberry Yogurt flavor - not bad but little berry-like things floating around in said flavor are a little disconcerting...the mouth feel is bizarre.
Tomato-Basil soup. - not only no, but hell no. First, tomato soup should not be pink like a strawberry milkshake. Second, it should not have a texture like dirt suspended in water. Finally, they may want to look into adding some flavor. I did eat it but it was akin to holding my nose and swallowing it down in one gulp.
Chocolate drink - Good. To paraphrase eBay: "A+. Would drink again."
Lemon and Butterscotch pudding (no, not together) - not bad. Would be able to eat without grimacing.
Vanilla pudding - doable. Looks a little...phlegmy.
2 cups of roasted kale is a lot of kale to get through.
I thankfully did not kill anyone during class last night even with the combination of this pancreatic trip through the Nine Circles of Food Hell and a Michael Moore movie (Roger and Me). Tonight is the first night of my Public Policy class. It's another Michael Moore film.