So yesterday there was a news story about a guy who took his dead cat and turned it into a helicopter. Seriously. The cat was run over by a car and his owner decided the "ultimate tribute" would be to stuff him and transform him into a helicopter:
So...yeah. Now, for any of you that watch "The Big Bang Theory", there is a song that Sheldon wants sung to him in order to soothe his poor, genius brow. That song is called "Soft Kitty" and goes:
"Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of fur
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
Purr, purr, purr."
My husband has just forwarded me the Helo-cat version:
"Dead kitty, cold kitty
Former ball of fur
Stuffed kitty, flying kitty
Whirr, whirr, whirr."
Don't mind me. I'll be over here crawling into this handbasket...