Argh.

My sinuses have conspired against me.  They must die.

And the colitis is back which means my sphincter is like Sergeant Schultz:  "You poop no-THINK!"

So, yes.  Picture entirely appropriate today.

Ed Note:  Thank you, God, for the creation of 7-Up, thereby assuring me that I am still only a nominee for the Pukeys and not a winner.